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An Open Letter to All Airplane Passengers,

Dear Fellow Passengers, Well, here we are again. We are all about to board this giant metal tube and go hurtling through time and space together. I know it’s not the most comfortable place to be in the world. We’re all relegated to our tiny little seats. We have no control over when we can …

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2018 Is My Fucking Year

Okay, I know that I say this a lot. But I actually mean it this time: 2018 is my fucking year.  I’ve done a lot of sitting and thinking and pondering and I’ve decided to say “fuck it”. Here’s the things I’ve done since I last posted: I started an internship. I quit that internship. I …

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Apple Pie Overnight Oats: The Poor Man’s Best Breakfast

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, fucker. I don’t understand people who are like “I don’t eat breakfast!!” for a number of reasons. I’m a literal monster in the morning if I don’t eat and don’t get how people can maintain their sanity. Breakfast is actually really fucking important to your overall health. …

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How to Stop Spending Your Money on Stupid Shit

Let me tell you something: I love spending my money on stupid fucking shit. New notebooks that I don’t need? I buy them. The Wal-Mart “As Seen On TV” aisle? Sign me up. It’s a problem. I’m totally willing to spend all my money on dumb shit that I’ll forget about after eight minutes rather …

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